Megaman EXE RPG |
Administrators: {{J.G.}} {{Agent Q}} Global Moderators: {{Kirote.EXE}} {{Queen Sludge}} {{ Plot Moderators: None...Yet |
Stardate 20xx |
{{Megaman EXE RPG Rules}} {{Megaman EXE RPG News}} {{Megaman EXE Plot Summary}} {{BattleChip List}} {{Character Template}} {{Character Development Sandcastle}} {{Active Topics List}} {{Active Members List}} |
| We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! Please note that after registering, you are required to validate by email as well as be validated by an administrator. If this process takes more than one day, please notify a staff member in the board Cbox. If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| Thughts that make your brain hurt | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 5 2007, 09:16 PM (388 Views) | |
| Ravager Hughesy | Apr 5 2007, 09:16 PM Post #1 |
![]()
Corner text reads: "Octopus deceiving predator with its ink."
![]()
|
My wife got these card things in the mail and they have things to talk about on them that contradicts life. A. What should you do when you see an endangered animal that's eating an edangered plant? B. What ever happened to an E grade? We have A, B, C, D, and F but no E. C. When lightning strikes the ocean, why don't all the fish die? D. Are children who act in R-rated movies allowed to see them? E. Why is it that whe things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear? F. How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? G. When you blow on a dog's face he gets mad at you, so why does he stick his face out of a moving car's window? H. Why does the word "lisp" have an S in it? I. If it's zero degrees today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? J. If all nations in the world are in debt, where has all the money gone? K. Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin? L. Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but not run outside naked? M. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic wins lottery"? N. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? |
![]() |
|
| J.G. | Apr 5 2007, 09:22 PM Post #2 |
![]()
abba-zabba, you my only friend
![]()
|
And answered! A. What should you do when you see an endangered animal that's eating an edangered plant? -Push it out of the way! B. What ever happened to an E grade? We have A, B, C, D, and F but no E. ~F stands for Failing. C. When lightning strikes the ocean, why don't all the fish die? ~Because there's no ground to pass to. D. Are children who act in R-rated movies allowed to see them? ~ANYONE can see an R Rated movie with permission of their parents, so yes. E. Why is it that whe things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear? ~Because they absorb the water, get denser, and light has a harder time passing through. F. How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? ~Because People Suck. G. When you blow on a dog's face he gets mad at you, so why does he stick his face out of a moving car's window? ~Because people's breath stinks. H. Why does the word "lisp" have an S in it? ~How else would you spell it? I. If it's zero degrees today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? ~That depends what the temperature was the day before. J. If all nations in the world are in debt, where has all the money gone? ~To the private corporations. K. Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin? ~Because of the different pigments. L. Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but not run outside naked? ~Because statues don't... I'm not sure how to put this nicely. M. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic wins lottery"? ~Because predicting the future is BS. N. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? ~So it could have an abbreviation. |
![]() |
|
| Deleted User | Apr 5 2007, 09:30 PM Post #3 |
|
Deleted User
|
We have an "E", it's called "Extra Credit" |
|
|
| Ravager Hughesy | Apr 5 2007, 09:42 PM Post #4 |
![]()
Corner text reads: "Octopus deceiving predator with its ink."
![]()
|
I like J.G.'s answer to the last one XD |
![]() |
|
| Pancake Mix | Apr 5 2007, 10:18 PM Post #5 |
![]()
BLARGAHGRHGARR
![]()
|
PM's answers: A: Give it something else to eat. B: Try thinking up a word for "bad, but not the worst" that starts with E. C: Because the energy diffuses quickly. only if the entire ocean was a superconductor would all the fish die. D: Of course, they helped make it. (I was childhood friends with the kid from "Hellboy"[I knew him as "Rory"], fun fact) E: Because, although it appears clear to us, it is not pure water the minute it touches the surface, as it absorbs particles. these particles block the light and make it seem darker. Density as well, but that was mentioned. F: human nature. Same with mashing the elevator button. G: Because they don't like being spat on. Also, they like the wind going through their fur, not face. H: Why does "spit" have the three most spit-inducing letters? To describe it. I: Convert the measure of zero degrees to the other temperature. If it's 0 degree's Celsius, it is 32 degrees Farenhighte(I NEVER spell that right), so tomorrow will be 16 degrees out. J: Down the drain. For example, making a penny costs 1.00345 cents or somethign liek that, and approx. 100,000$ are lost that way. Also, Money can just disappear, i.e someone messes up how much money they have, and poof, there it goes. K: The proteins in our skin and hair react differently L: I have no clue. M: Because they hypnotise the press into being silent. N: Because it can be. |
![]() |
|
| Comic Master Alpha | Apr 5 2007, 10:24 PM Post #6 |
![]()
|
Ok how about THIS one then If god can do anything then can he make a sandwich that even HE can't finish? I know the answer to this already but i love it ^_^ |
![]() |
|
| J.G. | Apr 5 2007, 10:28 PM Post #7 |
![]()
abba-zabba, you my only friend
![]()
|
Of course he can- because he's God, and he trancends everything, including paradoxes. Really, that's just a long and convulted way of saying that he's just that good. |
![]() |
|
| Comic Master Alpha | Apr 5 2007, 10:31 PM Post #8 |
![]()
|
The way you are supposed to answer it is say "Of course he can but then he would finish it anyway" |
![]() |
|
| J.G. | Apr 5 2007, 10:34 PM Post #9 |
![]()
abba-zabba, you my only friend
![]()
|
Meh. Same difference. It all boils down to the same thing. |
![]() |
|
| Comic Master Alpha | Apr 5 2007, 10:40 PM Post #10 |
![]()
|
And if you want a real paradox what "being John Malcovitch" Now THAT has a paradox |
![]() |
|
| J.G. | Apr 5 2007, 10:53 PM Post #11 |
![]()
abba-zabba, you my only friend
![]()
|
To me... Time travel still makes my head hurt. And thinking about the Prisioner's Dillema. |
![]() |
|
| Pancake Mix | Apr 5 2007, 11:01 PM Post #12 |
![]()
BLARGAHGRHGARR
![]()
|
Try to consider how to cut a rectangle into 2 pieces, which takes up more space then the original. I know how to do it. |
![]() |
|
| SkyeKizuna | Apr 6 2007, 09:35 AM Post #13 |
|
Wheelchair-roller-death, go! *rollrollroll*
![]()
|
O.O Jeeze, my brain hurts just thinking about these... *raises hand* Can I go back to sleep? |
![]() |
|
| Anime Master ZERO | Apr 6 2007, 05:44 PM Post #14 |
|
Net Savior
![]()
|
I've seen these stupid ones several times: 1. Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway? 2. If you wear a sheet for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress? 3. If a fly didnt have wings, would it be called a walk? 4. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it a hostage situation? 5. If we say we're head over heels when we're happy, does it mean we're always happy when we are standing? 6. If swimming is such good exercise, how come whales are so fat? 7. If someone dies early why do we call them late? 8. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? 9. If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? 10. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 11. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 12. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 13. If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them? 14. If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro," is Congress opposed to progress? 15. If a vampire cannot see its reflection, how is their hair always so neat? 16. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? 17. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 18. If Superman can't be hurt by bullets, why does he duck when they throw the gun? 19. If you choked a Smurf, what colour whould it turn? 20. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 21. If you get scared 1/2 to death twice what happens? 22. If a turtle loses its shell, is it considered naked or homeless? 23. If electricity comes from electrons, dose morality come from morons? 24. If a teacher has to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, are they "degraded" or "downgraded"? 25. Why do wise man and wise guy mean totally different things? |
![]() |
|
| Ravager Hughesy | Apr 6 2007, 11:13 PM Post #15 |
![]()
Corner text reads: "Octopus deceiving predator with its ink."
![]()
|
*reads AMZ's ones* MY BRAIN HURTS NOW! |
![]() |
|
| J.G. | Apr 6 2007, 11:24 PM Post #16 |
![]()
abba-zabba, you my only friend
![]()
|
As for the No.2 Pencil, the No.2 refers to the hardness or softness of the lead. |
![]() |
|
| Pat the Bunny | Apr 7 2007, 02:07 PM Post #17 |
|
The Rapid-mating Bunny!
![]()
|
OH GOD, AMZ's one was F***** funny. 1. Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway? Because they mean 2 different things 2. If you wear a sheet for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress? depends on a persons perspective 3. If a fly didnt have wings, would it be called a walk? just because it doesn't have wings, doesn't mean It can't fly. 4. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it a hostage situation? No, because it's the same person. 5. If we say we're head over heels when we're happy, does it mean we're always happy when we are standing? It's an expression 6. If swimming is such good exercise, how come whales are so fat? 'cause whales don't swim, they float, that and they eat a LOT 7. If someone dies early why do we call them late? because... I have NO clue 8. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? the whole point of work is money. 9. If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? No. 10. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? refer to J.G. 11. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? yes, or that whatever he says.... you know what? Police don't arrest a mime in the first place for example: Mime: *holds gun* *silence* Lady: WHAT DO YOU WANT? Mime: *silence* see? 12. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? I have no Idea what a Black Box recorder is. 13. If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them? you can't, It's an oxymoron. 14. If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro," is Congress opposed to progress? No, because Congress has nothing to do with Progress. 15. If a vampire cannot see its reflection, how is their hair always so neat? I dunno, But I think if you turn vampire, your posture straightens, hair becomes neat, and etc. 16. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? It's an expression 17. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Lingerie arouses the.... I can't say it. 18. If Superman can't be hurt by bullets, why does he duck when they throw the gun? Because he likes it when a gun is thrown at something/someone. 19. If you choked a Smurf, what colour whould it turn? Red? 20. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? once again, oxymoron. 21. If you get scared 1/2 to death twice what happens? Once again, Expression, unless it's literal, which would mean that, well, he died. 22. If a turtle loses its shell, is it considered naked or homeless? Both 23. If electricity comes from electrons, dose morality come from morons? No, MOrality and Electricity don't have the same roots. 24. If a teacher has to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, are they "degraded" or "downgraded"? No idea what this means 25. Why do wise man and wise guy mean totally different things? EXPRESSION |
![]() |
|
| J.G. | Apr 7 2007, 02:11 PM Post #18 |
![]()
abba-zabba, you my only friend
![]()
|
As for the black box thing, it's because it would make the plane too heavy to fly. |
![]() |
|
| Pancake Mix | Apr 7 2007, 02:19 PM Post #19 |
![]()
BLARGAHGRHGARR
![]()
|
Here's a good one. Q:A man walks up to you and says "Everything I say to you is a lie." Is he lieing, or telling the truth? A: It is a paradox, and no acceptable answer exists. |
![]() |
|
| J.G. | Apr 7 2007, 02:21 PM Post #20 |
![]()
abba-zabba, you my only friend
![]()
|
Peter (Family Guy): Chris, everything I tell you is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. |
![]() |
|
| 1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous) | |
| Go to Next Page | |
| « Previous Topic · General Discussion · Next Topic » |












9:14 AM Jul 11